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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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