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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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