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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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