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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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