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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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