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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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