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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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