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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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