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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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