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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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