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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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