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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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