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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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