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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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