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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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