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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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