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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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