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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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