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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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