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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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