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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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