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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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