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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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