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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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