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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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