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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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