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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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