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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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