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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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