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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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