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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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