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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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