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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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