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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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