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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗
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