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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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