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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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