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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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