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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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