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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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