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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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