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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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