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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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