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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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