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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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