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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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