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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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