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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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