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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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