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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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