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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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